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demise of the bubble gun

25th January 2007

demise of the bubble gun

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I’m (not so) sorry to say that the bubble gun of which I spoke the other day has just kicked the bucket. I turned on the wrong heat element on the stove to get the meat cooking and left the kitchen (I know, I know, you’re never supposed to do this). Our stove has a ceramic top, so the burners are like flat. The bubble gun was laying on the back burner, that I NEVER use. You guessed it, that’s the one I turned on. I started smelling a burning smell and went into the kitchen and there was a milk jug melting very quickly, along with the bubble gun. I yelled for my husband, who is working at home, and I removed the offending objects, afraid they would start to burst into flames.

I threw the gun into a flower pot outside, where it still remains, looking like a Terminator reject, with half of it’s insides exposed and eeking out a horribly repetitive gun sound as it breathes it’s final few breaths.

My daughter started to cry. Great, now I’m the great bubble gun killer. Add it to my resume.

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  1. 1 On January 26th, 2007, Fiddledeedee (It Coulda' Been Worse) said:

    Oh yeah, you’ll never get the smell out! You may have to move. (Just kidding) I’m glad I’m not alone!

  2. 2 On January 26th, 2007, MicheleinNZ said:

    Yes, it was definitely still lingering this morning. Let’s pray that moving isn’t required!

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